"State Rep. John Bennett, Republican from Sallisaw, will discuss the history of Islam, Mohammed, the Muslim Brotherhood, CAIR, ISIS and threats to the United States at 7 p.m. Monday at Western Sizzlin restaurant in Sallisaw." L'America!

Under "epically smarmy grandstanding pantomimes" in the dictionary, see Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas), who punked a conference crowd last night with some off-teleprompter shit-talk in order to score some points with his base of support on Twitter.