It's Benghazi redux: As they secured the U.S. embassy in Yemen, the final Marines to leave the country handed their weapons over to Iran-friendly Houthi rebels, on orders from some Obama administration bureaucrat. That's the right-wing blogosphere's story, anyway, even though the Marine Corps calls it bullshit.

Ron Klain, the White House's new "Ebola Czar," is not a doctor. But he is a Democratic staffer. Who once offered a soundbite on the problems of overpopulation in an interview with his college alumni office. Do I have to spell it out for you? Fine. But first, grab some provisions and head to the fallout shelter.

In the Pythagorean formula of Ebola alarmism, WorldNetDaily columnist and one-time Dallas actress Morgan Brittany has established herself as the square of the hypotenuse. Witness her latest insane scrawling, titled: "What If the Conspiracy Theories Are True?"