Dumb Racists Photoshop Ferguson Protester Into Awful Viral Meme

Adam Weinstein · 12/03/14 12:55PM

Jermell Hasson spent his summer sleeping in a parking lot in Ferguson to join the protests over Michael Brown's shooting by police. Hasson's reward was to become racist America's favorite meme, after a doctored image of him was shared thousands of times across the internet's dark, sticky id-corners.

America's Hot New Ally in the War on Islamic Terror Is Islamic Iran

Adam Weinstein · 12/03/14 12:05PM

One of the original tires on the axis of evil is apparently being swapped out for a more aggressive tread: Iran, that longtime Islamic bogeyman used in bedtime stories to scare Republican children straight, is now bombing the far-more-terrifying Islamic State in an apparent convergence of interests with the U.S.

Americans Who Just Voted for the GOP Blame Everything on the GOP

Adam Weinstein · 12/01/14 01:19PM

A new CNN/ORC poll suggest half of Americans "believe Republican control of both chambers of Congress will be bad for the country, and a majority say it will in fact cause more gridlock in Washington." If only these Americans had a recent opportunity to effect a different political outcome!

9 Reasons Michele Bachmann Is a Perfect Fit for Buzzfeed

Adam Weinstein · 12/01/14 12:44PM

Perhaps Ben Smith has finally found a suitable replacement for serial plagiarist and right-wing fanboy Benny Johnson in that shiny reductio ad absurdum of conservative id, outgoing Republican Rep. Michele Bachmann of Minnesota.

Is Ron Paul in Big, Big Legal Trouble?

Adam Weinstein · 11/18/14 05:35PM

Back in August, an Iowa Republican state senator pled guilty to taking cash payments to abandon Michele Bachmann's 2012 presidential campaign and endorse Ron Paul. Also in August, Paul started spending oodles of cash on lawyers. There's ample evidence to suggest the two events are connected.

Hunter Takes Aim at Dead Deer, Shoots Other Hunter Who Killed It

Adam Weinstein · 11/18/14 01:26PM

A hunter who had ventured across the Hudson from Dutchess County, New York, on the first day of hunting season took aim at a deer he thought he saw rustling in the brush. His shot, however, ended up in the butt of another hunter who had already killed the deer and was trying to haul it out of the forest.

MTV Documentary Seeks Subjects to Discuss the Hardships of Being White

Adam Weinstein · 11/18/14 11:16AM

"We know it can be hard to talk about race, especially when you are white," the solicitation reads. "MTV is trying something different, a documentary exploring the ideas, experiences and attitudes of young, white Americans around race. We think its [sic] time to think."

How to Write Love Letters to America's Nonexistent Political Middle

Adam Weinstein · 11/17/14 03:10PM

If you're not a political journalist, the chances are very good that you've never heard of Ron Fournier, the Thomas Friedman of Helen Thomases. Fournier is one of the most-revered of wizened white-guy oracles known collectively as Beltway Types. Today, he wrote the Magna Carta of Beltway columns. Here's how.

Cops "Surprise" Middle School Students With "Active Shooter" Drill

Adam Weinstein · 11/17/14 01:25PM

Terror and death can strike anyone at any time. That's the lesson for Winter Haven, Florida, middle school students, parents and teachers, who were treated to a very special episode of terror last week after the local police staged a mass shooting drill on the school grounds without warning anyone beforehand.

Ferguson Cop Supporters Crowdfunded a "Pants Up, Don't Loot" Billboard

Adam Weinstein · 11/17/14 12:05PM

Spurred on by a Tennessee resident who is concerned about the Ferguson protesters and their catchy chants, supporters of police officer Darren Wilson have donated more than enough money to post a billboard in the heart of the St. Louis suburb reading "#PantsUPDontLoot."